Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 1/16/26

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This screenshot features a fine bow tie (CREDIT: Dropout/Screenshot)

Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
All You Need is Kill (Theaters) – Previously adapted as Edge of Tomorrow.
Night Patrol (Theaters)
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (Theaters)
A Useful Ghost (Theaters)

TV
The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins Series Premiere (January 18 on NBC) – New sitcom with Tracy Morgan and Daniel Radcliffe premiering right after football; further episodes return in February.
Um, Actually Season 11 Premiere (January 20 on Dropout)

Music
-A$AP Rocky, Don’t Be Dumb
-Madison Beer, Locket
-They Might Be Giants, Eyeball

Sports
-Australian Open (January 18-February 1 on the ESPN Family of Networks) – But with the time difference, it’ll still be January 17 in the U.S. when it starts.
-College Football Playoff Final (January 19 on ESPN) – Hoosier daddy, gridiron edition?

‘Night Patrol’ Offers Its Hyperkinetic Spin on Urban Warfare

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Which one’s Night, and which one’s Patrol? (CREDIT: IFC Films/RLJE Films/Shudder)

Starring: Justin Long, Jermaine Fowler, RJ Cyler, Freddie Gibbs, CM Punk, YG,  Flying Lotus, Dermot Mulroney, Jon Oswald, Nicki Micheaux

Director: Ryan Prows

Running Time: 104 Minutes

Rating: R for Intense and Frequently Stylized Violence and Gore

Release Date: January 16, 2026 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: In the world of Night Patrol, it’s pretty much all-out war between the LAPD and the city’s black residents. Now, it’s not exactly a unique insight to claim that the police are disproportionately targeting people of color. But director Ryan Prows’ vision amplifies the conflict to the max with a conspiratorially supernatural bent. The action mostly centers around Ethan (Justin Long), a patrol officer following in his father’s footsteps, and his partner Xavier (Jermaine Fowler), a former Crip member who’s basically been disowned by his family. They get caught in the middle of a conflagration that comes to an over-the-top head when a simple car search quickly escalates into murder. Soon enough, Ethan finds himself lured within the dark underbelly of the titular patrol, while Xavier must decide who he will align himself with as his community rises up and makes its final stand.

What Made an Impression?: What Monsters Be These?: Night Patrol is one of those movies that’s kind of tricky to review, as there’s a reveal about a third of the way through that could be considered the premise, or a surprise twist. (Or both!) Thus, I can’t really get into specifics without severely spoiling the whole shebang. So if you want to be fully unspoiled, stop reading right now and come back later. But for those of you who don’t mind a tease here and there, I’ll say that if you saw Sinners and wished that it had been in modern day SoCal instead of the 1930s American South, then Night Patrol might just be the movie for you. It’s not exactly the movie for me, though, at least not as much as Sinners was, as that period piece approach did quite a bit of the thematic legwork for the bloodsucking reveal. Maybe this sort of genre mix could have worked in Night Patrol‘s milieu as well, and what we’ve got isn’t nothing. But this particular mashup of supernatural and gritty struck me as a minor triumph at best.
Taking It to the Limit: The climax of this wild movie stretches far beyond the horror genre as it takes its battle onward and upward. It cribs quite a bit from superhero flicks, with some iconography in the vein of Superman, Iron Man, and Chronicle (that last reference point rounding it out with a more verite spin). It also gives off some Predator vibes and rambles on about a bunch of creepy folklore. It’s a throw-all-the-spaghetti-at-the-wall strategy that’ll certainly grab your attention, though chances are you’ll be wishing it were a more coherent, cohesive sum of its parts.

Night Patrol is Recommended If You: Want to Smell All the Asphalt in Your Horror Flicks

Grade: 3 out of 5 Generational Secrets

’28 Years Later: The Bone Temple’ Finds a Little Tenderness Amidst the Rage

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Come on, send him your bones! (CREDIT: Miya Mizuno/Columbia Pictures)

Starring: Ralph Fiennes, Jack O’Connell, Alfie Williams, Erin Kellyman, Chi Lewis-Parry, Emma Laird, Louis Ashbourne Serkis, Maura Bird, Ghazi Al Ruffai, Sam Locke

Director: Nia DaCosta

Running Time: 109 Minutes

Rating: R for Big Ol’ Zombie Nudity Again, Plus Some More Graphic Zombie Violence, But Even More Disturbing Uninfected Human-on-Human Violence

Release Date: January 16, 2026 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: Last we saw of young lad Spike (Alfie Williams) in post-Rage Virus Britain, his mom had died of cancer, while he opted to fend for himself as his dad headed back home. Now he finds himself in the clutches of the Jimmys, a cultish group of scavengers who sport blond wigs in the style of disgraced English DJ Jimmy Savile. Under the leadership of the charismatically cruel Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal (Jack O’Connell), they psychopathically enforce their will over anyone and everyone. It’s a dangerous conscription, though it offers pretty solid protection against the zombified humans infected by the Rage Virus. Speaking of the infected, the most fearsome in the last chapter was the hulking specimen known as Samson (Chi Lewis-Parry), who finds himself forming an unlikely companionship with Dr. Ian Kelson (Ralph Fiennes), who may just have developed some reliable treatments all these years later.

What Made an Impression?: I Think I’m Going to Ralph: 28 Years Later featured Ralph Fiennes being his usually terrific self, but it’s The Bone Temple that really lets him explore entirely new dimensions. He brings tenderness to an unlikely buddy comedy, cavorts with the forces of evil, and delivers a choreographed dance to Iron Maiden. It’s as full and varied a performance as you could possibly ask for.
Consistency is Key: It can be tricky shooting multiple sequels together and releasing them within a year of each other. Making matters even trickier is when you switch up the director, with Nia DaCosta taking over the reins from Danny Boyle this time around. But no need to worry, as the same sensibility manages to sufficiently survive. (I’m sure it helped that Alex Garland stayed on as writer.) Furthermore, DaCosta takes firm ownership over this chapter, and it might be my favorite feature from her yet.
The Man Behind the Wig: At times, the Jimmys are just unbearably ultraviolent, and it doesn’t feel like there’s much of a point to that beyond mere indulgence. Plus, O’Connell is all too willing to be as depraved as possible. Fortunately, we eventually get a peek behind the mask to discover how he became this menace in a way that rounds out the full storytelling picture without being overly pat. If things start out a little too mean for your tastes, just be patient, and everything will eventually be in its right place.
And One More Thing!: If things go well enough at the box office, there will be (at least) one more chapter in the Rage Virus saga, and The Bone Temple‘s final coda tantalizingly teases what that will be. You don’t need to stick around until after the credits to see it, but nevertheless make sure you pay attention all the way to the end.

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple  is Recommended If You: Like being in the middle of a storytelling circle and winding around the corner with the end in sight

Grade: 3.75 out of 5 Jimmys

Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 1/9/26

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When I saw this photo, I was like, “These people are on va-cay!” (CREDIT: Michele K. Short/Netflix © 2025)

Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
Dead Man’s Wire (Theaters)
OBEX (Limited Theaters)
People We Meet on Vacation (January 9 on Netflix) – Based on an Emily Henry novel.
Primate (Theaters)

TV
-Golden Globes (January 11 on CBS) – Hosted by Nikki G. once again.

Music
-The Kid LAROI, Before I Forget

Podcasts
Two Guys, Five Rings – The Las Culturistas boys head to Milano Cortina for the Winter Games.

‘Primate’ is the Most Brutal Mainstream Horror Film in Years

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Primate vs. Primate, in a way (CREDIT: Paramount Pictures)

Starring: Johnny Sequoyah, Jessica Alexander, Troy Kotsur, Victoria Wyant, Gia Hunter, Benjamin Cheng, Charlie Mann, Tienne Simon, Miguel Torres Umba

Director: Johannes Roberts

Running Time: 89 Minutes

Rating: R for Bone-Crushing and Flesh-Ripping Gore, and Some Young People Acting Horny (Before the Gore)

Release Date: January 9, 2026 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: This one’s pretty simple: a chimpanzee named Ben (Miguel Torres Umba) turns rabid from a mongoose bite and then goes violently ham on his human family. If you want to know the Homo sapiens, the main ones are Lucy (Johnny Sequoyah) and her younger sister Erin (Gia Hunter), who are visiting their dad Adam (Troy Kotsur) at his forebodingly cliffside Hawaiian home. There are a few friends in tow as well (played by Victoria Wyant, Jessica Alexander, and Benjamin Cheng), with the promise of a couple of cute guys they met at the airport also potentially on their way. One minute, they’re hanging out in paradise without a care in the world, and the next, they’re stuck in the pool trying to ward off a relentless animal.

What Made an Impression?: Not for the Faint of Heart, or Faint of Anything: This could be a little spoiler-y, but I feel like it’s the responsibility of those of us who have seen Primate before everyone else to let you know that Ben isn’t exactly redeemable after the rabies takes over. You know those horror movies where someone looks into a friend-turned-monster’s eyes and pleads, “You’re still in there, aren’t you?” As you might suspect, there’s a lot of that in this movie, and as you also might suspect, it doesn’t work out okay. Director Johannes Roberts keeps things as brutal as possible, in every way you can possibly imagine. It’s impressive in a way, but it’s not exactly something you can go into without any preparation.
He’s Still Here: You remember that old SNL digital short “Andy Popping Into Frame”? When Primate is at its most playful, it’s basically the hairy version of that sketch. Which is to say, whenever Lucy and company think they’re a safe distance from Ben, he’s actually just hanging a few feet away, ready to dip back and deliver a fatal “Hello again.” Roberts and his cinematographer Stephen Murphy have a hell of a time with this devilishly simple trick, and you’ll absolutely hate them for it for all eternity.
How Do You Say “Dad Jokes at Inappropriate Times” in ASL?: If the Best Picture-winning CODA had you wondering, “Could Troy Kotsur brighten up even the most unbearable cinematic nightmare?”, well, Primate is the perfect test case for that query. And the answer is: yeah, pretty much. The presence of a dorky paterfamilias doesn’t exactly make Ben’s rampage any less terrifying, but it’s nice to be reminded that that sunshine exists when we’re otherwise being told that nature just wants to beat us into a pulp.

Primate is Recommended If: The headline on your Hinge profile is that you’ve been subscribing to Fangoria since Day 1

Grade: 3 out of 5 Mongeese

Can ‘We Bury the Dead’ Un-Bury My Heart?

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Get buried! (CREDIT: Vertical)

Starring: Daisy Ridley, Brenton Thwaites, Mark Coles Smith, Matt Whelan

Director: Zak Hilditch

Running Time: 95 Minutes

Rating: R

Release Date: January 2, 2026 (Theaters)

Would I want Daisy Ridley (or a character played by her) to come and find me if I were a zombie, or (at least a potentially undead fellow)? That’s the question posited by We Bury the Dead (if you imagine yourself within the world of the film, that is). She’s certainly fiercely loyal, so that’s certainly a plus. But the corollary (or at least a corollary, lol) to that question is of course: should I want Daisy Ridley to come find Zombie-Me (or Zombie-Anybody)?

It’s important to let things go! We Bury the Dead isn’t the first movie to ever make that point, nor indeed is it the first zombie movie to make that point. But it does so in its own unique way, making it a fine addition to the repertoire.

Grade: 3 Tasmanians out of 5 EMPs

Catching Up on My Thoughts on New Theatrical Movies I Saw in December 2025, aka Will Christmas Last Forever?

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Dear Pandora Santa Claus… (CREDIT: Screenshot)

Dust Bunny

Starring: Mads Mikkelsen, Sophia Sloan, Sigourney Weaver, Sheila Atim, David Dastmalchian, Rebecca Henderson

Director: Bryan Fuller

Running Time: 106 Minutes

Rating: R

Release Date: December 12, 2025 (Theaters)

Ella McCay

Starring: Emma Mackey, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jack Lowden, Woody Harrelson, Kumail Nanjiani, Spike Fearn, Julie Kavner, Albert Brooks, Ayo Edebiri, Rebecca Hall

Director: James L. Brooks

Running Time: 115 Minutes

Rating: PG-13

Release Date: December 12, 2025 (Theaters)

Avatar: Fire and Ash

Starring: Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldaña, Sigourney Weaver, Stephen Lang, Oona Chaplin, Kate Winslet, Cliff Curtis, Joel David Moore, CCH Pounder, Edie Falco, Brendan Cowell, Jemaine Clement, Giovanni Ribisi, David Thewlis, Britain Dalton, Jack Champion, Trinity Jo-Li Bliss, Jamie Flatters, Bailey Bass, Filip Geljo, Duane Evans Jr., Matt Gerlad, Dileep Rao

Director: James Cameron

Running Time: 197 Minutes

Rating: PG-13

Release Date: December 19, 2025 (Theaters)

Hey hey, ho ho ho! And now for something completely the assessment of a few movies I saw in the run-up to the End-of-Year 2025 Holiday Season. I considered doing this before Christmas reared its festive rump, but I didn’t quite get around to it. So now here we are in January, hopefully with the benefit of a little more digestion. For this selection of flicks (whose current theatrical availability ranges from “nowhere” to “everywhere”), I shall now discuss how much seeing them and then writing about them has (or has not) kept the holiday spirit alive.

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Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 1/2/26

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Is there a docta in da howse?! (CREDIT: FOX/Screenshot)

Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
We Bury the Dead (Theaters)

TV
RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 18 Premiere (January 2 on MTV)
-Critics Choice Awards (January 4 on E! and USA) – Hosted by Chelsea H. once again.
Best Medicine Series Premiere (January 4 on FOX) – Josh Charles is the doctor; Josh Segarra and Annie Potts populate the supporting cast, among others.
Hollywood Squares Season Premiere (January 7 on CBS)
The Masked Singer Season 14 Premiere (January 14 on FOX)

jmunney’s Top Cinematic Choices for January 2026

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Hot Chimp Winter 2026? (CREDIT: Paramount)

They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for [MONTH YEAR]:

Primate: A chimp who’s been family to some human beings takes a turn for the violent. I’ve been hearing grade-A prime rumblings about the creature work.

Primate checks in to theaters January 9.

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2025: A Year at the Movies

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Chomp-Chomping up the Movies (PHOTO CREDIT: Courtesy of the Malone Family)

(Included with the list of titles are grades, dates, showtimes, theatre locations, and folks I saw the movies with.)

1. BabygirlC+ (1/2, 7:20 PM, Regal Union Square, New York, NY; myself)
2. Better ManB- (1/6, 6:30 PM, Union Square; Yasmeen Gholmieh)
3. Moana 2C (1/7, 7:00 PM, Regal Essex Crossing, New York, NY; myself)
4. Den of Thieves 2: PanteraB- (1/9, 6:30 PM, AMC Lincoln Square, New York, NY; myself)
5. Mufasa: The Lion KingC (1/11, 6:50 PM, Essex Crossing; myself)

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